Ok, this is probably a stupid idea. So stupid, that I'm not even going to try to warm you guys up to it with any form of introduction. Here goes. Deep breaths. Simple, and straight forward. No frills. That should be easy enough, right? Right. Just the facts. Like a journalist! Ha, anyone can do that. This will be easy!
The Fifteen Dollar Footswitch
Who: People with extra keyboards, handicaps, programmers, too much spare time and not enough money.
What: Turn a spare keyboard into a footswitch. That is a little device that you put on the floor and... um. Ok, how's this. It is a shift, alt or control key for your foot, instead of your poor overworked pinkies. Or thumbs. Or maybe the heel of your hand. How are you supposed to hit those bloody Alt keys anyways?
Where: ... where ever makes them happy? I suspect on the floor, but really now, where what? I'm not about to ramble on like a loon just because you have a shiny badge and can't be bothered to properly word a question. I've got RIGHTS! And, if you must know, I didn't even see anything! I was just surfing along, completely innocent of any wrong doing and just stumbled upon-... what? My browsing history? eh-heh-heh. Um, look, officer; are all these questions really necessary? I'm sure that a reasonable person such as yourself can see that, while I was passing through, I was far too distracted by having misplaced my lucky 100 dollar bill to have noticed anything... actually, it seems I have misplaced more than I thought. Let me just take out my wallet and check.
When: When you finish reading this? When you find where you put that bloody awful excuse for a keyboard? You don't even know why you bought it in the first place. Maybe it came with a new computer? You remember intending to throw it out, but it still works, kinda, so you probably didn't get around to it. Like all that other computer stuff that is still good, but you don't have a use for. So that means that it is probably... no, not there... and it isn't there either. Now, where did you put that... you didn't actually throw it out did you? Oh come on! Now that you finally found a use for it...
Why: Ah, ha! Finally something relevant. Anyway, footswitches are really pretty nifty (great for shifting), but prohibitively expensive. Well, at least for something that is merely, 'nifty'. So, this lets you try them out before buying. Kinda like a tattoo. ...or not.
and sometimes, How: Take a junk, or cheap keyboard. Remove all the keys you don't want a footswitch for. For example, remove everything that isn't L.Shift, AltGr, R.Ctrl and maybe the numberpad Enter. Depends on the spacing of your board. You might want to start with just L.Shift and AltGr. Plug it into your computer, in ADDITION to your current keyboard. Now, put it on the floor at your feet. Then, stare at it for a minute or two and, realizing how foolish this looks, ask yourself if anyone saw you setting this up.
They did?! Ha HA HA!
Seriously, do I need to tell you how to work foot pedals?
Recommendations: Dome type keys (the columns will prevent you from stomping unintended keys, unless you are wearing cleats), no media buttons(they are awful to remove), USB connector or adapter is a plus, as most computers have only one PS/2 keyboard port. Putting any form of erasure key underfoot is probably a bad idea.
In conclusion:
... you know, journalists have it rougher than I thought. Also, I read too much Dave Barry as a kid.
Also, cleats would destroy the domes. ...yeah.
Cheap Test Drives: Footswitch, Maltron, Vertical Keyboards and The Wide Mod