I thought I'd try learning Colemak. I'm quite tech savvy and I know Windows better than 95% of the population, but I had trouble installing Colemak. So I searched the forums, googled etc. I see that a lot of people have problems - with Windows login, with the layout not being applied to certain programs, with 64 bit Windows.
I just spent the last 45 minutes frogging around trying to get it working properly. What a pain - even if Colemak is really more efficient, I'd probably have to type with it for ten years to make up for the time spent messing around trying to get the software patch to work. Dvorak is already on Windows, but apparently it's far more difficult to learn than Colemak. Add to that the hassles when using a friend's computer or when friends use mine, shortcuts other than zxcv, and trying to finger peck when I'm using my laptop in bed.
It's the ultimate case of something that's more trouble than it's worth.