The idea:
to have the keys on the keyboard acutally say something. Wouldn't you like to have a keyboard with a *message*?

Problem:
to find an interesting text possible to be constructed by rearranging keys.

Rationale:
since I've learned to touch-type, there's no need to have keys on keyboard match the layout as set in OS. I'm free to rearrange almost all the keys, and have them say something funny/insightfull/witty. Maybe some riddle?

Means:
move certain keys around to make them spell something. Substituting Numbers, Arrows and other `1337' keys is accepted.

Limitations:
almost all the keys on my KBD can be rearranged, aside of Shift, Enter, Alts, Ctrls, Win and Menu, +, 0 and Enter on numerical. I even have one `Turbo' key that can be moved around. Arrows and backspace *can* be moved. Keys cannot be rotated, and F and J ought to stay, since they're marked with a small bump each, helping me sense the home row.
Clearly, the text have to be a panagram (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pangram) or be close to being one, to be constructed from keys.