I present to you an improved version of my old Board Wars scroll! I got rid of the jagged edges and crappy stars. The new stars are from the LEGO Star Wars game, which I personally find amusing. The text is only very slightly modified, and I went with 'Episode IV' instead of III to avoid bedlam.
I think it ought to work on a t-shirt, but if the resolution is too low and you want to go for it then contact me and I'll see if I can produce a more high-fidelity image.
*dives for cover*
Any suggestions for improvements, graphically or textually? The word is yours, good sirs of the board!
(The number IV might be interpreted thus: QWERTY/Sholes being the first, Dvorak (et al) being the second, Arensito/Capewell and other 'neo-full-optimizers' the third (that's a stretch, I know) and Colemak the fourth. The idea being that the concept of preserving something in the hope of foiling the DEATH INERTIA is a very good idea worthy of a new episode in the Board Wars.)