That's some swift key judgment there! :-)

Haha, Jon. I had already heard it in a variant: "Where do astronauts hang out?"

If there really were a keyboard-themed pub called The Space Bar, I'd love to hang out there. Unless it were all QWERTY and stuff...

Pickup lines in that bar might get weird: "Hey miss, would you like to see my mods?" :-þ

Also, there's this oldie from another post:

Okay, here's a new contribution for all of you who escaped the control of habit:

The original was a t-shirt design from QWERTEE (that cool webshop with the evil name). :-)

Can someone please tell me where the any key is, I'm told to press it, but I can't find it.

A variation on an old favorite (additions in bold):

Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If the layout of your keyboard only leads to RSI,
And the random soup of letters is offensive to the eye,
And composing 60 pages always makes you wanna cry,
Toss that rubbish out the closest window, see if it'll fly!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

You can't say this?
What a shame sir!
We'll find you
Another game sir.

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!

Since I do type on Colemak-CAW[eD]:

Okay, today's joke is a practical one. Try out what happens if you set a PKL Extend mapping to:

}^!{Down

^_^

I think the second one fits better with the spirit of the meme

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

On the flipside, the layout you should be using now for oddness points is probably based on a perfect pangram such as:
Quartz glyph job vex’d cwm finks. (The act of carving symbols into quartz, irritated ruffians from a river valley – presumably a Welsh one.)

QWERTY: qwertyuiop[]
CmkCAW: qwfpb[jluy;/
QUARTZ: quartz/glyph

QWERTY: asdfghjkl;'\
CmkCAW: arstg]kneio'
QUARTZ: [job];vex'd\

QWERTY: _zxcvbnm,./
CmkCAW: zxcdvœ\mh,.
QUARTZ: _cwm,finks.

Or, shown alone:

The QUARTZ layout:
 q  u  a  r  t  z  /  g  l  y  p  h 
  [  j  o  b  ]  ;  v  e  x  '  d  \ 
_  c  w  m  ,  f  i  n  k  s  . 

Quartz/glyph [job];vex'd\ cwm,finks. Please, someone, make that happen. ;-)

One wonders what this quartz glyph job that vexed the valley finks is? Maybe they attempted to steal a valuable crystal only to find it engraved with the owner's name!  ( ಠ o ಠ) ¤=(————

[Update 2020-06-19:]

Okay... sooo... eventually, someone, made that happen. That someone being, of course, me. Sorry. (シ_ _)シ

    The QUARTZ layout, as available in EPKL for Windows. A Wide hand position is recommended (but the layout as such is not!).

Ah, bummer. My IBM Model M clone could do it, but it doesn't have the fun backlighting to go with the experiment. I'm tempted though...

Crayzee Keyboarder Challenge #1: Mod your keyboard to a perfect pangram in a language of your choice. ^_^

Come to think of it, in the world of crayzee keyboarding a board resembling a mountain region might actually score extra oddness points...! :-Þ